Tuesday, 25 February 2014

Operation El Salvador

 25th February 2014

Dear Marie,

I read in today's Edinburgh Evening News that you were looking for ONE THOUSAND volunteers to pack themselves onboard a tram to see if we can get the world record for 'Most One Direction Fans On A  Public Transport Vehicle'. 

What an AWESOME idea, it almost sounds like the kind of CRAZY STUNT that I might think up, had I got that £80K TRAMS GENERAL MANAGER job! Perhaps Tom has the right sort of thinking required for the job after all!

It's ideas like this which are sure to help popularise EDINBURGH TRAMS in a refreshing, fun way with a beleaguered and disinterested general public!

I'm not that keen on One Direction to be honest with you Marie, but I can't pass up the opportunity to be one of the first on board a WORLD (IN)FAMOUS EDINBURGH TRAM!

How much are you paying people to take part, what's the expenses allowance, and should I wear any fancy dress or specialist clothing?

If you want to try out some specific role play scenarios I do have some amateur dramatics experience and already have the costumes for a zombie, a daffodil, and a pantomime horse that I will be happy to bring along if required?

Yours in excited anticipation,

Aldo Broon
Potential Tram Tester.